Nursery Rhymes

So I was reading some of the old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes to Evie tonight before bed and was shocked by some of what I read. The Old Mother Hubbard rhyme was talking about dogs dying and visiting the undertaker and then the dog laughing like it was a joke...but the real gem of the evening is this one. Read it out loud and without any pauses. Its called 'Lock and Key'.

I am a gold lock.
I am a gold key.
I am a silver lock.
I am a silver key.
I am a brass lock.
I am a brass key.
I am a lead lock.
I am a lead key.
I am a don lock.
I am a don key!

Hehehehe...